Guppie fans are everywhere nowadays, from
the trendiest clubs, to the most remote areas of the
world. But it wasnt always like that, over time
and through great adversity these gritty battle worn
Guppy players earned the recognition they truly deserve
but not overnight and not without a price.
|To quote the immortal words of Bill Clinton,
he said it best when he said
gotta sleep with a lot of ugly interns before you
make the 11 oclock news
I think the point here is, you gotta pay
And believe me when I say we have
all slept with a lot of ugly interns over the years
For most average Americans, when they
hear the word Guppy they think of a small
worthless fish like creature, with no spine
But that has all changed!!!
Around here the Guppy is KING,
surpassing many other tank bound pet fish in stature
and recognition. All the hard work and dedication our
fearless Guppy teammates and the often reckless and
backwards leadership has spawned the Guppy legacy that
it is today.
From the young luscious and nubile to the very beautiful
hot and lusty, the Guppy phenomenon continues to grip
young female fans and spread like a rash (literally).
The fans are often overcome with the burning itch of
excitement that our team generates game after game.
Fans, often woozy from the thrilling action
and intense Guppy lour, which made us famous to begin
with, can often times become overcome with excitement.
For many fans who have heard the wild call of the guppy,
or felt the itch
. The urge to get some more Guppy
is almost unstoppable
As the letters and photos keep pouring
in to our main offices, our never ending search continues
for the most dedicated, supple and spontaneously erotic
fans we can find.
This weeks winning fans were submitted
by (you guessed it) Joe
Linskey, who spent three days and nights in
the Guppy mailroom sorting through the thousands
of letters, photos and amateur vhs tapes that
he brought with him, searching for this weeks
winner.. (full size)
Now you can feel the thrill of being
a Guppy, "well not really".. but you can shoot
on Joe..., that's right, play the Joe Linskey shooter
game where insults and rejection are part of the fun